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Gimme Pizza Slow

Whipped cream pour like waterfalls.

“How To Beat Up a Guy Holding a Slice of Pizza”

Detailed instructions here.

Don’t ask me because I don’t know

People In Pizza Slice Costumes Becoming Pizzas


We like pizza

I don’t know anything about this song or group, but I kinda like it that way. The mystery makes it that much better:

Best part: “I like pizza with tomato…” followed by an awkward lack of lyrics.

Thanks to Dean for the link.

“If you like pepperoni and bullets, you came to the right place”

Arnold’s Pizza Shop:

Surreal Japanese pizza ad

I’ve been way too busy to spend time writing pizza reviews lately, but I’m anticipating some free time on the horizon.

Excuses aside, I wanted to post this video that a new student of mine sent me (thanks Chris!):

My favorite part is around the 21-second mark, when everything stops, and for a split second you think the video froze, only to then see the anthropomorphic pizza go in to some kind of scary rage (at least I think that’s rage… ?).

The Japanese always seem to have ads that are a million times more surreal and interesting than us Americans. Either that or I only ever see the weird ones.

Fair trade?: Pizza for guilty plea

A man from New York City has agreed to plea guilty to a murder he committed in Oregon, but only if he can get pizza in jail while serving his life sentence.

The article doesn’t mention any detailed stipulations about what kind of pizza; I would imagine that’d be a major factor though. I mean, it actually would be torture if you could get pizza, but for the rest of your life it could only be some frozen school lunch garbage.

Pizza spokes

From my friend Robin:

Pagan pizza


“A dedicated group of Santa Barbara pagans have been meeting once a month on Friday night to hang out, eat pizza, and talk about their beliefs, their lives, and their current projects.”